Swallowing plastic at school!

K so i had one of those plastic conecter thingys that attatch the tag to the pants stuck on mine even though i had worn these pants like 5 times so i pulled it off and started to chew on it because we were having a spelling test. I always chew on my tounge during tests and every one teases me so i tried chewing on plastic to see if it would still work the same. I forgot about it when recess came around. All of my friends and i were walking to the tetherball poles when my friends Mattie said,"Run!" So every one started running to the tetherball poles. I still had forgoten that i had the tag connecter thingy in my mouth and when i ran i tripped. I accedintally swallowed the tag connecter thingy!!! I was chocking on it because it kept going up and down my throat!!! I started gaging and Mattie hald my hair up as i through up on the side of the side walk. Then she started gaging so she dropped my hair then my friend Julieta held my hair. It kept going up and down so i decided i would swallow my next puke to make it go down cuz it wasnt coming up! I swallowed and it went down my throat but it was stuck. It didnt hurt, it just felt like someone had their finger pushed up against the middle of my neck. I didnt think any thing of it and went on with my usual school schedule. Of course i told Mr. Moore what had happened just in case i had to throw up again and ran to the bathroom. We were done with PE. It was the tetherball championship and my team made third place!!! But we had gotten our drinks and were waiting in line to go back to class. All of a sudden you hear this creaking sound coming from my throat. Every one thought i had burped but really the plastic thingy must have rubbed against the side of my throat. I puked again in my mouth and Mattie, Lexi, and i ran to the girls bathroom. I spit out the puke that was in my mouth and then puked again. Thats when i decided that i needed to go home. It was just before lunch when i called. At first Mom didnt believe that i had swallowed a tag connecter thingy. But she came and picked me up. When i got home i had three tall glasses of orange juice to help it go down and two tostitos pizzas. That night i had a sleep over and couldnt go to sleep because i was afraid that the stupid tag connecter thingy was going to clog up my throught and after i fell asleep i wouldnt wake up. But finnaly i passed out and then here i am! Still alive! Still my obnoxious, and annoying self!!! YAY!!!!
-ASHLY LARSEN!!!

This is a true story! Any one who doesnt believe that is a poo stick! Only one tag connecter thingy was harmed in the making of this story. May he rest in peace.