MY MIRACULOS BEHAVIOR SKILLZ!

Here is a little(emphasise the word little) paragraph about my miraculos (sorry bout the spelling!)behavior skillz! here we go!

My behavior skillz began forming when i was just a little thing. It started on a day; just like today actually! And I could hear the ice cream man driving down our street. I asked my mom for money to go buy me a Popsicle several times but she turned me down. The van had stopped and kids lined up by the dozen to get nice, cold ice cream on this hot, sunny day.

I cried and screamed and threw a tantrum! I thrashed and i kicked and i yelled! I clawed and i ran and i groweled! I wanted icecream and i was going to get it! my mom picked me up and took me into my room. But you see, i was smarter then her; even at the age of 5! (and of course i still am!) I picked the lock on my door and ran into the livingroom and twords the door. Except for my mom was stronger then me.(not any more!) she picked me up again and took me into the cold, dark, creepy, unfinished basement. I was for sure that ET lived down there!I still do!!!

I cried, screamed, threw a tanterum, thrashed, kicked,yelled.clawed,tryed to run, and growled some more!!! she walked down the creepy steps that were ready to collapse any second! (cuz some structures just cant hold 3 full grown elephants(my mom!) and a puny baby fly!(ME!) she kicked the door down and walked to our cellar! she threw me in; not even caring about the hard concrete that would brake my fall! I hit the floor and stood up! (i was bruised but i did and still do have the power of super healing!!!JK!!!) i zoomed for the door but my mom was a second quiker then me, shutting the door in my face! But i was still smarter then her and i unlocked the lock again! I slammed the door open! she was waiting a few yards away from me; blocking the door! I charged at her and we got into a wresting match! she pinned me but i was mannaged to get away! I sprinted to our food supply and opened a can of spinich! Faster then fast! Quiker then quik! I turned into that guy with the big muscles that eats spinach to get stronger!!!! (I forgot his name!!!) Speedy quik i lunged at my mom and pinned her against a wooden post!!! I grabbed the christmas lights and tied her a against the post and ran for the door! I hopped up the stairs two at a time!!! I could hear my mom struggling to get free and i knew that i didnt have much time left til she chewwed her way out! I ran to the kitchen and stole her walet from her purse that was hanging on one of the chairs! I ran as fast as i cud out the front door and down the street to were the ice cream man had parked his van! I herd a bang from behind me and there was my mom! Gaining speed quikly matter of fact! And i knew it! She had eaten the rest of my spinach! I made it to the ice cream truck but i didnt have time to choose so i bought one of each ice cream popcicle and ice cream sandwich! I saw from the corner of my eye my mom lunge at me but i was quiker! I dodged the attack and mom went face first into the street! I sprinted twords the house with my ice cream popcicles and ice cream sandwitches in my arms!!! After i made it inside i ran for my room and locked the door! Using a technique Holli taught me! I got a pink and green sash and tied one end to the door knob of my door and tie the other end to my closet door! My mom tried to beat down the door but like always, i was smarter then her!!!! So in the end i got to eat all my ice cream in the confines of my room, The ice cream man got one heck of a show, and mom got sick from salminilla poisoning from the spinach and they all lived happily ever after!!!! THE END!!!!

There were no ice cream men harmed in the making of this story!
BASED ON A TRUE STORY!