My silly soccer games!!!

So my soccer team, the Lehi Strikers, have just won there 4TH game in a row!!!!!! But the last two were kind of crazy! For one they were suckish teams and for two it was like they had never played soccer before!!! They were pushing and shoving and kicking in between our legs! And worst of all, there was always one snotty, little, spoiled brat that would be a complete jerk! Of course they were going to use their snotty tones of voices too! And that is one of the three things i CANNOT stand!!!!



The game on Thursday, this Thursday, they would push us from behind so we would fall and trip over the ball! But their team was Really suckish! With a capital S!!!! They only had one team mate that could do any thing! And she was AGGRESIVE!!!! She pushed me on the ground and kicked my ankle!!! Of course the ref. didn't see it because he was just some teenager that thought he was the boss and could make up his own rules!!!! But we got some awesome plays!!! One time the ref. called a indirect penalty, thats when the ref. says you did a foul thats out of the goalie box and one of the team mates from the opposite team gets to kick the ball without any one coming at her where the foul took place, and we made a human wall! It was Andie, Mattie W., Knits and I and we stood, shoulder to shoulder, in a line ten paces away from the ball. We had been practicing the play all week so we were fully prepared to be hit, and we did! Guess who it was that got hit! Ya thats right give it up for the one, the only! ASHLY LARSEN!!!! (the croud goes wild!!! WHOOO!!!) Yeah it hit me! Yeah it hit me in the gut! Yeah i saved a goal!!!! It was awesome but then, five minutes later, I was charging a girl and she kicked into my stomach again!!! But the worst part is, she used her snotty tone and said, "Thats a hand ball!"



And I hate when people use that snotty voice so i couldnt control myself when i mimicked her voice and said," No. Thats a stomach ball!"



But i walked away because i was afraid i would say something even more rude! I kept playing hard and so did the rest of the team but that stupid, snotty voiced girl kept pushing!!! And the retard ref. didnt call it! So, and i am ashamed of my behavior, a little, when the game ended we won by one and the girls had still pushed so in the line to give high fives and say good game i LICKED MY HAND!!! It was LOL and i was laughing the whole time home!!!!! If your wondering where i got the idea, my teacher is... HOLLI!!!! Yep! thats right!!!



Then the game that we had today i was sooooo piped and soooo aggresive!!! I was ready to get

my first YELLOW CARD!!!! (I didnt! Boo Hooo! ) But i was out there shouldering, tackling,( A term used in soccer that means kicking the ball out of the opposite teams reach while their dribbling) and ready to bite some ones head off!!! I was put in mid the whole time just waiting for my opportunity to be aggresive and be center defense!!! Finaly! It was the ending of the last half and i subbed in for Kiley who was CENTER D!!!! I was so excited and so mad!!!! But of course here comes another one of those snooty, patooty girls!!!



In soccer you can use your shoulders to push but if you put your elbows up, like chicken wings, they will atomaticaly call it a foul! So Mickey(or Mckay or Allyssa) is really good at using her shoulders to block! well she uses the technique and the stupid, snooty girl that she was blocking was says," If you keep using your shoulders to push me then im going to go tell the referee!"

I couldnt stand her voice!!! I felt like a vampire when the smell human blood! I was dying just to punch her in the face!!! I knew she was talking to Mickey but i couldnt help but say,"Its not a foul so i dare you to go tell the ref."

And she said, still using that awefull tone,"Yeah Huh!

"Nuh uh!" Mickey yelled.

"Yeah huh!" It went on like that for a few seconds when i finally stepped in and said,

"If you wanna see a foul, then i'll show you one!" And walked away afraid i would really hit her!

I was soooo mad the rest of the game! And at the end their cheer went like," Pump Pump Pump it up! P-U-M-P it up!!!"

And Mattie and I whispered, "Loo, Loo, LOSER!!!" It was pretty funny!!!!

That is the end of my silly soccer game stories!!!!! THE END!!!!

By the way im entering in 2 magazine contests! 1 is for writing and the other photography!!!! If i win 1st in the writing then i get 300 hundred dollars!!! well thats it for now!!! BYE!!!
-ASHLY LARSEN!!!